{"product_id":"funny-no-drinking-until-after-5-round-wall-clock","title":"🔥Limited-Time 49% OFF 🔥Funny \"No Drinking Until After 5\" Round Wall Clock","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px;\" role=\"text\"\u003eThe Only Clock That Says It's Always After 5.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px;\" role=\"text\"\u003eEvery hour is \u003cstrong\u003e5 o'clock\u003c\/strong\u003e, so technically... it's always time for a drink. 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